"Isn't eating strange?" I asked someone, once.
"Shut up." He replied.
That's a true story.
Cats killed my cat, and that's why I hate cats, but not why I hate Cats.
That's a true story.
My greatest fears throughout my life in chronological order have been: the death of my parents, my esophagus breaking, the rapture, the sun exploding, nuclear war, Y2K, working at Subway, going to college, losing love, CPPS, and settling for mediocrity.
That's a true story.
Isn't eating strange?
Settling for mediocrity is terrifying. Almost as terrifying as robot cats. One quarter as terrifying as laughing at your own mothers stab wounds... while in Church.
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