David Lavallee's Enemies List

I have compiled an enemies list a la Richard Nixon. (Pay no attention to the order)



My Enemies List

1. Michelle Mcphee (Loud, rude, loud, and hater of Muse)
2. Bill Maher
   
3. Colonel Sanders (I've had KFC 3 times and I get sick every time)
   
4. Skippy Peanut Butter
5. Everyone on The View (including guests)
   
6. The Paparazzi
7. George Lucas (After what he did to us.)
   
8. Hayden Christensen
9. The 152nd Pokemon (Chikorita)
10. The creators of Happy Feet
    
11. Chelsea Handler
12. Anyone responsible for The Real World or Laguna Beach or Jersey Shore
13. Brian McLaren
    
14. Elizabeth Gilbert
    
15. Coconuts
16. Seth Macfarlane
17. Ozzy Osbourne's children
18. Paris Hilton
19. Carlos Mencia (What's a "beaner" anyway!!!???!!)
    
20. Matt Lauer
21. Hershey (For shrinking the Cadbury Egg from 39 to 34 grams. Cadbury did not do this. Hershey distributes them in America and they did it.)
22. Richard Nixon
    
23. Child prodigies
24. Rob Lowe
    
25. Cats